Friday, January 7, 2011

Jonesing for a Joutfit





(American Apparel Striped Dress, American Eagle Jacket, American Eagle Jean Vest, Banana Republic Denim Shirt, Forever 21 Satchel, Gap Jeans, Steve Madden Oxfords)

The invention of the Jegging gave us so many things.  Primarily, the illusion of dress-up with the reality of comfort.  But it also gave us something else, the creation of so many new words.  The Joutift (Jean Outfit) I've featured above, Jorts (jean shorts), we've even gone as far as a Jarty. I must give credit where credit is due.  I did not make up the Jarty, some of my friends from college did.  But as you can infer, a Jarty is a party in which everyone must wear all denim.  A Jarty is a great place for fashion innovation.  I've seen Jeels (Jean Heels), Jathing Suits (Jean Bathing Suits), Jeadbands (Jean Headbands), and of course, the traditional Canadian Tuxedo.  I hope that you all decide to incoprorate some more joutfits into your life, and I'd love to hear about your jean fashion innovations.  I will leave you with a warning, joutfits can be misunderstood by those who are wary of denim.  Don't let them intimidate you.  Stand tall in your jeels, unbutton your jirt (jean shirt) to show some sexy cleavage, throw your jean jacket over your shoulder and strut on by! 

Disclaimer:  A Jathing Suit is solely for sun-bathing.  Please do not attempt any swimming for risk of color-bleeding and discomfort.

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